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THE LAST SCHOOL PLAY

The year was 1957, and it was winter, a very cold one with Christmas only a few days away. This was my last Christmas attending Merle Common School (a Merle is a female blackbird) and for once it was going to be a white one, which only happens with snow about every five years, although others are often white with hoar frost, which gives almost the same effect. 1957, struth! Come December that will half a century ago
As it was the last day of term, there was much happening. During the day the last of the decorations had to be put in place. The tree and most decorations (all hand made - no not the tree) had been up for two weeks, Today the garlands of holly, ivy and mistletoe, were to be hoisted around the walls and coloured, lanterns (candle power) placed in every niche and on every corner of the main hall, which was also the gym, a classroom and at times extra dining area.

However, today it was a theatre as that night there was to be a play for parents. This year it was rather an ambitious production for a primary school, usually they did the nativity but this year it was to be ‘A Christmas Carol’. This shift in production complexity had been instigated by the new English teacher, a chap by the name of Fosh, who, with a name like that, we all thought was a German spy. He was also the music and theatre teacher and mad about the stage. Even then I hoped that it did better than the Easter play. We put on a production of Noah but not all went well. Noah fell through the deck of the arc and the unexpected arrival of about ten genuine white mice (guess who) sent the girls screaming from the stage.

One classroom had been turned into a dining room, and over at the school canteen a herd of bison ladies were preparing sufficient food to feed half the nation. Bob Prior the janitor was desperately trying to destroy all the ice slides we had constructed in the playground but we could make them faster than he could salt them. Plus, he ran out of salt and tried straw which didn’t do anything but make a huge mess, which he then had to clean up ...
The local bus company was going to run a bus as a means of transport for those parents (about 85%) who didn’t own a car. The school was about five miles into the countryside and the closest civilization was a forge about half a mile down the road one way and the Royal Oak pub about a mile the other way. My parents were driving to the school and picking up a few other parents on the way. There had been three cottages between the school and the forge but these were now nothing more than a few grey low walls, courtesy of a German bomber that had been hit and offloaded its bombs before heading home. Many of these old cottages were never repaired but simply left to dissolve back into the ground.

The play was to start at 4pm it had to be early as this was a primary school and let’s face it, at that time of year it was dark by 3.30pm anyway. However, this year was again to be different. The party was to follow the production (which went for an hour and a half) rather than before as was usually the case. This meant that people wouldn’t be leaving until about 8.00pm, and it was intended for all to leave as a sort of group exodus as the night would be dark and cold and nobody should be out alone. Looking back now I think the later finish was to allow parents, ‘sink a few’ before going home.

Merle Common School sat next to a very minor, twisting country road that was edged with beech, ash, chestnut and pine trees. The playing field for sports (of all kind) was across the road and so was one extra demountable classroom that had been installed during the war when the number of kids instantly almost doubled due to the arrival of evacuee kids from London, escaping the Blitz. The road actually sank into a cutting to allow the railway line cross it via an ancient bridge (Caution Low Headroom). This line then ran down the back of the school and the sound of steam trains thundering between London and the coast was the musical background that uplifted our dull lessons. However I digress.

About 9am the final refitted costumes had arrived back at the school. These were no, amateur kiddies outfits, these had been made by a team for professional seamstresses working in the village of Hurst Green, they were very accurate (but smaller) copies of the actual clothes worn by both sexes during the 1840s. Scenery was courtesy of the prop department of the BBC. Surrey in those days was the home of many famous actors and so the school had ‘connections’. I believe the costumes were to be kept at the school as it was intended for the play to become something of a Christmas tradition. Naturally part of the scenery we had put together and painted ourselves. For kids, ours stood up quite well alongside the BBC professional stuff.

So, the scene is set, it was Friday 20 December 1957 and the last day of my last term. The temperature was just under freezing and a light snow was drifting down from the low laying grey heavens. Muffled in extremely heavy clothing we were all going about our allotted tasks, laughter was everywhere, along with rosy cheeks and red noses (Struth that sounded corny). Mrs. Tidy, the school’s head cook even had chestnuts roasting over a brazier in the playground, with gloved hands you could grab a few and then spend agonizing minutes getting them out of their hot skins. Everything was well organized and the operation was proceeding to plan ... until.

It must have been about 2pm when the furnace burst, it wasn’t an explosion, just a cracking sound and all the burning coal and coke mixture fell out of one side. You have to remember, this was quite an old school and to make matters worse, during the war the fire had been fueled with anything they could lay their hands on. Coal was more valuable than gold so anthracite, wood and even pressed cloth took its place. The furnace heated a boiler which pumped hot water through the school radiators, so, no furnace equals no hot water which equals no heating ... that’s not good when the evening temperature was to fall to about minus 15. On the face of it, the festivities had ended before they began.

I would like to say that at this stage I stepped in with some great idea to save the day, but being an 11 year old with no great ideas except for how to get my hands on Carol Vickers now that the play probably had to be cancelled. I played the nephew and Carol my wife - I had being trying to get more closely ‘acquainted’ since I first saw her years before at the age of 5. We had become the closest of friends yet, apart from some harmless stuff, it hadn’t gone any further - this was my last ‘big chance’.
All adults vanished to the Head’s study for a conflab, leaving us to pass the time making new slides on the playground and seeing if you could get girls hair to break if dipped in water and then stood the said female out in the cold to freeze (you can't, it still just bends).

As you can guess this story would have stopped here if somebody hadn’t come up with a plan. However, a plan there was, a bit tricky but the circumstances required ‘tricky’ to be accepted.
At around 2.30pm us male big kids (10-11 year olds) were gathered together and given ‘The Plan’. We were told to walk to The Forge where six braziers would be awaiting collection. These we were to bring back to the school and handed over to Bob Prior. I think there were about 15 of us in all, eight to the forge and the remainder to the Royal Oak for ‘pallets’ (at that time I had no idea what they were). I was in the forge party and off we set. By now the snow was falling quite thick but there was little or no wind so it wasn’t a big problem; the trouble was that, in places, the snow was deceptively deep and it took us about 30 minutes to walk the half mile to the forge. I don’t know how many of you had an encounter with a 1930s built brazier but let me tell you, they are heavy and I mean heavy. There was no way we could carry them back to the school and even when strapped to flat boards they were too heavy to pull.
Then, as if by magic, Mr. Pepper one of the local farmers drove past on his tractor, he was on his way to pull a car out of a ditch near the Royal Oak. I can tell you that it saved the day as he dragged the braziers back to the school with us kids getting the sleigh ride of our young lives.
On arrival back at the school we were pretty much frozen but even then there was much to do. First we were sent back as far as the bombed out cottages to gather 2 dozen house bricks and return them to the school (3 bricks to a kid). By this time the pallets had been dragged back from the Royal Oak and placed in a row in the window side of the hall. We then had to put a house brick under the corner of each pallet (not big pallets, each would have been about 4ftx4ft). Then on top of the pallets was placed some old corrugated iron, and on top of these the braziers.
A fire was laid in one of the water troughs in the playground (left over from a past era) and once under way coal was added. Even though some old canvas dodgers had been rigged high up towards the top of the windows to guide it towards the one open window, lighting fires in the hall would have simply filled the place with smoke. So the coal got fired to a glowing stage out side and then brought in using scuttles, to the braziers. There was still a bit of smoke but nothing that couldn’t be handled.
Naturally we couldn’t heat the whole school but the hall got a ‘cheery’ warmth about it. The canteen was fine as the stoves and ovens were gas fired and this kept the women more than warm while they worked. Everything seemed to working out just fine ... that is until the electricity went out.

It was the weight of the snow in the pine trees; eventually a major branch broke and brought down the power lines. It had to happen, the whole power system had been jury rigged following war damage and, as it worked, it just never got properly fixed again; I guess there were just too many other priorities. By this time we were all getting a bit jaded plus cold, exhausted, hungry and generally fed up ... but we weren’t yet beaten. At around 3.30pm (it was now dark) Mr. Jenner the bus driver turned up with the first small batch of parents - these were the ones who had volunteered to actually do something, serve food, drinks and help with props etc, brother did they get a shock. The bus was sent first to the forge and then the pub to pick up as many oil lanterns as possible, luckily the school sat in the countryside and there were a lot of these around.
On return these were slung/hung/stood/placed around the hall, with a few to the canteen. These, coupled with the colourful candle lanterns, would give us sufficient light. Ten were hung above and just in front of the stage so that people would see the play, after all,
Out of my weakness and my melancholy,--
As he is very potent with such spirits,--
Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
More relative than this.--the play's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Hamlet Scene 11 Act 11
Actually the lanterns gave it gave rather a good effect, more in keeping with the era of the play. Not all were lit at once as there was a shortage of oil and some wicks were getting down a bit, plus they were needed for a long time so you didn’t want them all running out at the same time.

So, afternoon passed into evening and we all pulled ourselves together to face the night. Parents arrived and were much impressed with all that had been done.
As to the play, well let’s just say, with very little modesty, that it was the best ever and I believe is still remembered to this day (actually this little missive was prompted by a remark to this effect from an old school mate only a month or so ago). The costumes were grand, and the scenery became reality, it ended up not being a play but the story itself (if you know what I mean). I don’t think one prompt was ever required, which is unusual for such a long play with such young performers and when it ended there was a stunned silence for about six seconds before thunderous applause that went on for a good 5 minutes.

The food and drinks that followed the play seemed inexhaustible, and went on much later than had been planned, I guess it was just one of those things that turned out even better than hoped, such a rarity. Carole and I did manage to creep away for a bit of innocent kissy stuff but it was more giggles than anything. I must say she did look smashing in that costume.
It was after 9.00pm when we left the school, the bus pulled away crowded to the gunnels, as cars timidly crept back onto the road. As if to say goodbye the Brighton to London Express screamed past the school, it’s massive engine shrieking and the cab lit from the open furnace door, it was the last train I ever saw pass. My one huge regret is that I have no ability in drawing and painting; I have all these wonderful images in my mind but am unable to put them onto paper.

A lot ended that night; it was my last time ever at Merle Common School, to this day I have never looked on the place again. It was also the last time I ever saw Carole, I don’t know why but we just never got together again. This, I confess is very strange as we were very close for six wonderful years. Her boarding school was not the one close to where I went, it was a much grander affair on the other side of London, Carole, you see, as well as being the best looking girl for miles around (and starting to get a smashing figure) was very, very intelligent. No more blankets of bluebells in the spring, no more, playground follies, no more cricket for the fun of it, life was to take a more serious note from this time on.
Yes, a lot ended that night and probably the greatest loss was the time of innocence; that book was now firmly closed. From that night on we learned to become ‘adults’ and the world became ... different.



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