The trouble with the distance of years is that the memory
you think so perfect is often in error. There are few bits
about this that are a bit hazy but I think the underlying
story is about spot on. I was (I think) 12 at the time and
was returning to England following the Christmas holiday.
School waited at journey's end and that wasn't a happy prospect.
After 18 months living in Kolkata (West Bengal) we had moved
even further north to Srinagal in Jammu-Kashmir as this is
where my father was to survey a new rail line. The train journey
down to Bombay had been uneventful but it had been good to
aboard the waiting ship bound for Tilbury (I think, or it
may have been Southampton).
Chusan was quite modern for the time. Not air-conditioned
but rather with forced draft ventilation, it got hot below
decks but not unbearable. There were five of us 'colony
kids' on board, although we didn't know each other at the
time of boarding. Four of us shared a 4BC two up two down
and the eldest was sharing with a homeward bound civil servant
who very much liked the gin.
We had all done this voyage a few times and so we knew
the rules and how to get the most out of each day. We knew
that we were leaving a warm place and that day by day it
would get colder until the Dover cliffs loomed out of a
misty grey February morning a few weeks ahead. So, how did
a day in the Chusan go for group of mini schoolboys?
0530: Sneak down to the bakery and stand outside the door
looking pathetic. Result, freshly baked bread rolls with
lashing of butter and filled with fried eggs, sausages and
bacon. Trays of these were made and sent round to all the
on duty crew. 0630: return to cabin grab towels and stuff
and head for the showers at the end of the passageway -
best to get cleaned up for the day before the adults started
to stir. Some had been on foreign station for many, many
years and could be a bit 'strange' - both men and women.
0800: down to dining room for breakfast (there were no
deck buffets in those days). Seeing as we had already filled
up with 'the good stuff only a couple of hours earlier we
could pretend to be gentlemen and only eat a light meal
- that always impressed the old Colonels and their Ladies.
0900 - 1200: Tricky, this is not the best time for a ship
at sea. Adults did art classes, listened to very boring
port lectures and even played Bingo. A lot of the males
were in the early opening bar at 10 am for heart starters
and to read the Radio News printed from the Radio Office.
Then there was the daily tote, I don't know if ships do
this. You bet on how far the ship has steamed in the past
24 hours. The captain put what he thought it would be and
then you bet around it. The answer was given out during
the noon announcement from the bridge, you know the old
eight bells followed by "This is the Officer of the
watch the time is 12 o'clock - noon. From Noon yesterday
until noon today Chusan has steamed a distance of 367 nautical
miles etc etc etc." The bet was a shilling and I once
won 6 pounds (can't find a pound sign on the keyboard).
All of this went in bribes to stewards to get us some beer,
which we drank in various nooks and crannies on deck during
the evening when the adults (dressed in their finery) would
be dancing in the main lounge or in the makeshift cinema.
Lunch (again in the dining room) was a relaxed sort of
meal. The food was pretty close to what you were going to
get again for dinner that evening but the evening meal had
a couple more courses and better desserts. (Mostly desserts
were ice cream and something - just given different names.
If you saw the words 'coup de' you just knew it was ice
cream again. Because of the size of the ships, food smells
did, at time, seem to permeate most of the vessel.
The afternoon saw uplift in the day's activities. Bridge
and engine room visits for the adults, we could get away
with going at anytime except when entering or leaving port.
Then there were costumes to be made for fancy dress (real
fancy dress balls where imagination ruled). More lectures,
swimming in the small pool, eating the nuts, crisps, and
munchies off tables in the bars - perhaps a movie (they
were always new release). Mid afternoon the ship fell silent
as people went for siesta or quitly read in the library
in galleries. But then came the night, a time when all ships
old or new come to life.
At six men and women would start appearing in the bars
ready for the night. Men in black tie or dress uniforms
(negative swords - they are not built to be worn in a ship
plus it was plain 'bad manners') and the ladies - well what
can I say, we fell in love every night with these gorgeous
creatures in their ball gowns withfantastic hairstyles -
these were not the mortal women we saw during the day, these,
no matter the age or how pretty they were, were all out
of fairytales. Some nights there would be horse racing and
once a week a casino would be rigged with all profits going
to the Mission for Seamen.
A string quartet played everybody to dinner - not us we
had to eat earlier hidden behind a curtain (the night was
not for children). One fact is that many officers attended
children's dinner - they could make pigs of themselves and
not have to bother with those confounded complicated table
manners. I remember almost fighting a hungry second officer
for the last fish finger.
Dinner ended around 10pm and then it was dancing, talking,
partying, movies, cards etc. As for us, well by this time
we had reached our favorite hiding place on deck and were
sipping beer and munching stolen food. Crew members doing
rounds pretended not to see us (it was an unwritten law
that) and then later at night we got to spy on all those
adults who had, shall we say, enjoyed more than a few drinks
and got a bit amorous in their little deck places. We learned
a lot from our peeping tom activities and could (if we had
thought about it) earned a fortune in blackmail, as it was
surprising who turned up with who, or is it whom, I can
never remember?
We usually turned in around 2am, most people were asleep
by then and the deserted decks were our little fantasy world
as we stumbled down to our cabin. Tomorrow was to be another
day. Perhaps a port - Cairo, Naples, Aden, Port Suez, Marseilles,
Gibraltar, or Rotterdam - interesting places for a 12 year
old with friends around him and money in the pocket. All
too soon it would get cold and the voyage would end but
there would always be another ship, another voyage and another
and another ....
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