| Now I have to warn you, this is one of those "When I was
Growing Up" stories, not much of interest to those that like
the action stuff, just a few memories.
It was late on in 1986 that I last thought of Rodney, Venus
and Number 4, a long time ago and a long way from here.
In fact I was in a small ship called VNQB67 and we were
rounding the tip of Saipan so that we could run down the
starboard side (looking North) of the island. Actually we
were heading for Tinian where I had to meet a man about
a new job for the Ducks *And Then There Was One - Alone,
something to keep a few much needed dollars trickling into
the bank account.
I remember Red bringing, of all things, an egg and mayo
sandwich, to me in the wheelhouse - I know, not very exotic,
but I used to love the old E & M sangers. When I was
a very young chap eggs were about the only plentiful thing
because my parent’s house had three tenant farms attached
to it and every farmyard had a swag of chickens running
around looking important.
The three farms had actually been left to run down by generations
of Drakes, it was my father that got them up and running
again. After the war (WW11) he took a big chance and let
each of the farms to somebody he had been friends with in
the army. One was let to an ex Major, one to a Sergeant
and one to a Private who had a PhD in something or other.
In later life I can understand what dad meant when he said
they would have had trouble finding jobs - they had all
been commandos and society no longer needed them. Anyway,
strange to say, they took to farming very well and all three
were soon paying their way and even making a bit of profit.
Now, my parents had one fanatical hatred and that was for
‘The Hunt’, as Oscar Wilde put it "The unspeakable chasing
the inedible", they loathed and detested all who engaged
in this barbaric pastime and did everything that they could
to disrupt things.
They brought the holders of the three farms into the fold
and that put a huge dent in the areas where the hunt could
operate. In the past the hunt used to ride over anybody’s
property thinking that, as Lords of The Manor, they could
do anything - well that ended at the end of about a dozen
shot guns filled with rock salt. Dad and his cohorts soon
made it plain that this was definitely a ‘No Hunt’ area
and as he was also the local magistrate none could challenge.
The same applied to badgers, anybody that wanted to mess
with the badgers on our land soon found themselves up to
their necks in biiigggggg trouble.
Now there was one thing that I could never quite master
and that was horse riding. Both my parents rode very well
and dad had been part of the army equestrian team, he had
even been asked to try out for the British Olympic team
but declined saying that, when it got that serious, it lost
its appeal. Heaven knows I tried to ride well, but it always
ended up with me on the deck and a horse laughing its head
off. However, I’m getting away from the story.
One day I heard the hunt in full swing; it was a few miles
away but seemed to be headed in our direction. Dad was off
like flash, soon to be joined by his partners from the farms
- Thou Shalt Not Pass, that was the one rule for the hunt.
I should mention that we kept a pack of Beagles as disrupter
dogs. These chaps would hurtle in amongst the hunt hounds
and start to play. Hunts often used beagles and as a friendly
sort of creature often forgot all about what its role in
life was supposed to be.
There were a few booms of shotguns being fired into the
air and then it went quiet. Robin Hood Drake and his merry
men came back to the house and soon large tankards of rather
potent cider were being consumed.
About an hour later I was in the orchard (apple only I’m
afraid) and I came a cross a small fox lying on its side
panting, this was evidently what had got the hunt excited.
He was a very young dog (male) fox not long out of the Kit
stage. I didn’t try and get too close as it was obviously
in the final stages of exhaustion and seemed to have a broken
leg. My parents were called and the chap was taken to what,
in past times, would have been called the stables, now there
were only two horses, my mother’s, whose name I forget and
Venus, dad’s huge mare and pride of his life. The leg was
only badly strained not, thank god, broken. He was given
a bed in the straw, water and food (the good thing about
foxes is they eat just about anything).
The interesting thing was that, from the moment the fox
entered his domain Venus took a shine to the chap. Some
people say that horses only sleep standing up, that’s rubbish,
they also sleep lying down, and Venus did that night, only
a few feet from where the little chap was recovering. The
bottom of the stable door was left open so that the Kit
could take himself off when he was up to it but we needn’t
have bothered, he was still there in the morning, sitting
alongside a now standing Venus, his new best friend.
Over the next few months ‘Rodney the Fox’ became part of,
not only stable life but also that of the house. First (naturally)
to the kitchen and then as time went by he gradually claimed
every lived in room as his own. I should point out that
he was never restrained; he could have run off at any time.
He also became great chums with ‘Number 4’, one of the beagles
who had also wormed his way into the house. It was a bit
odd seeing them sitting together in front of a fire on chill
evenings, but Rodney always took himself back to the stable
to spend the nights with Venus.
Then it was Christmas and back then that really meant something.
Christmas Eve was actually a bigger event that Christmas
Day. The holders of the tenant farms and their workers their
families would pile up to the house. We had a long sort
on banquet room that on one side was able to be opened up
to the lawn by multiple French Windows. Everybody provided
something for ‘the feast’ which went from around 7pm to
midnight although there was no hard and fast rule, often
there would be heaps of people there by mid afternoon and
long into the small hours of Christmas Day. Heaps of ‘fun’
presents - you have to remember it took England many years
to recover from WW11 and even when I was around 10/11 years
old toys were rather scarce. I should mention that this
was the only night of the year that the Long Dining Room
was used - most of the time, like a big percentage of the
house, it sat empty and unused.
I had though that all the people milling around would scare
Rodney back to his stable, wrong, he was in the thick of
it, that big grin of his going from person to person to
see what sort of food they had (and to procure some for
himself, naturally, aided by Number 4). Venus and mums horse
(I wish I could remember his name) roamed the lawn and didn’t
to too bad themselves - Venus, it seems, took a liking to
plumb putting made with brandy.
There were a few more Christmases after this one, but I
think we were the dinosaurs watching our world self destruct
around us. This was the end of England when the word still
meant something, not good, not evil, just England a tiny
country that did so much at a time when there was much to
be done.
It was after New Years Day when I was walking with a few
friends on the Downs (for those of you who don’t know the
two sets of hills that form the spine of England are called
the North and South Downs - don’t ask I have no idea why),
when I saw mum and dad on their horses literally thundering
along to top of the Downs, they loved to race in the snow
but only when they knew exactly what lay under the while
mantle, no horse of theirs was going to fall.
It took me a few seconds to spot what was different. Dad
always used a light saddle with no pommel, but now it had
a small cage expertly mounted on the front of it and in
that cage - you got it- ‘Rodney’ he was now far too lazy
to run beside Venus, so dad had had a special ‘thing’ made
so that Rodney could ride with them in safety. It had a
padded floor and back, wire sides and a drop lid for when
they were really racing; otherwise the poor chap might have
shot out of the top. What a sight they made, the two horses
pounding along like unstoppable giants chilled breath like
smoke streaming from their nostrils, mum and dad almost
flat along the neck (where possible) and that fox with the
ridiculous name, a giant of a grin all over his face, lying
across his box, the ruler of his little world, and, I suspect,
also of ours.
Within a few short years it was all gone. The house had
to be demolished as it never recovered from bomb damage.
I can now tell you its name as I have checked Google and
Yahoo and there is no mention of it. It was called ‘South
Hanger’, no, nothing to do with aeroplanes. In fact it had
nothing to do with the existing house which was built in
1747, or, probably the one before that 1490 (ish) but was
named for the first house (they were all built on top of
each other). A ‘Hanger’ was a large fortified house which
‘hung’ on the border between minor kingdoms (that shows
you how old the original one must have been). So, South
Hanger sat as a defence on the Southern border of some petty
kingdom or other. The only difference this time was that
when it was demolished no new ‘South Hanger’ rose in it’s
place, the time of ‘us’ and our kind was over. Sadly I believe
the local council acquired the land and built low cost housing,
how very ... ‘working class’ of them.
The Island of Tinian was now to starboard. We would use
a boat to go ashore no need mucking about with all the paperwork
required if you actually tell people you are going to pay
them a visit. It was now a dark night and unless one of
the yank subs out of Guam was nosing around, none would
know we were here.
I guess if you have managed to read this far you want to
know what happened to all the four legged players. Well,
I’m glad to say that there is little sadness in the ending.
As some of you know my parents were killed in a coach accident
on the continent when I was 17.
Dad had willed the three tenant farms to the people renting
them, so now they owned them outright. It was a ‘nice’ thing
to do but some of that money would have come in handy for
me in my declining years. Still, those guys and gals did
the hard work and were a real part of our extended family,
so it was only proper that they got what they so richly
deserved.
The three farms were called ‘Valley Farm, Low End Farm
and Beechcroft Farm and Major Lewis who rented (then owned)
Beechcroft took Venus, Rodney and Number 4. The three of
them lived together on the farm until they passed away from
extreme old age - and all within three days of each other.
Now, I can’t give you a happier ending than that can I?
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